Sunday, October 28, 2007

Jitterbug Deal.



I'd like to thank my friend Dowa for his trip diary. While it was sometimes long and hard to translate, that's nothing new to us.

Anyway...

I'm glad to announce that we have just struck a deal with Arlene Harris at Jitterbug - "the cell phones for old people" company to use their brand for a new Saddleback Venue. It will be called Jitterbug for Saddleback. We realize that keeping our aging members will become increasing important over the next 20 years. This venue will target people in our community 65 or older.

Here's the details:

Keep it simple with Jitterbug for Saddleback.

At Jitterbug for Saddleback, we not only created a simpler
church services for old people, but a whole new experience that
puts our old people first.

Designed with old people in mind.

  • Easy to use. Soft plush cushions on all the chairs and powerful loud speaker make the sound loud and clear. Bigger, powerpoint slides and brighter text are easy to see.
  • Helpful. Live, in-person Jitterbug greeters will greet you by name, remember where you parked your car, provide assistance, and even fill your prescriptions during the service.
  • Friendly. This service starts at 3pm saturday night so that you won't miss the early bird dinners, or fall asleep during the service. The bulletin is printed on large 18x24 sheets of paper with 72 point type.
At Jitterbug for Saddleback, we make it simple to continue to go to church even when you get old.

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