Tuesday, October 30, 2007

eHarmony Soul Groups™.


In an effort to build 10,000 small groups we've enlisted the help of Orville Redenbacher and his company, eHarmony. We know that finding the right chemistry in a small group is a difficult challenge. To help you find the small group of your life, we will first need to learn about you. So just take our FREE scientific relationship questionaire, which will allows us to do this at an unprecendented level of depth. Comprehenisive, intense and fun, it's one of the key reasons eHarmony's Compatibillity Small Group System™ has produced so many lasting small groups. Infact, we are going to call them Soul Groups™.

After completing the Questionaire you instantly will receive your FREE in-depth Small Group Personality Profile (a $40 value) and 2 bags of Oriville Redenbacher's special popcorn. This fascinating report, customized just for you offers deep insights into who are in a group and how others perceive you - as well as what needs you have in a small group. You might discover that you fall into one of these categories:
- The Mouse - attends every week on time and fills out the study completely but never says a word and popcorn prayer makes you nervous.
- The Rabbit - takes the group on constant rabbit trails and can't stay on subject. You don't have anyone in your life to talk to so you make up for it by talking a lot in small group.
- The Rat - you signed up but you have never showed up or called to say you aren't coming
- The Owl - you think you are an old testament scholar even though you've never been to seminary, you love to wow people with your historical insight - but the truth is nobody cares
- The Racoon - can't sit still and ends up picking over the scraps from dinner while the rest of the group goes through the study
- The Squirrel - believes the answer to every question is Jesus

eHarmony will rigorously prescreen each match to ensure compatibility based on the 29 dimensions crucial for Soul Group™ success. While we can only measure the 29 areas, only you can determine if there's magic! Start the journey toward finding the right small group, right now.

Join today — because finding the Soul Group™ of your life doesn't have to take a lifetime.

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