Illuminati Edition.

I'm tired of hearing that PDL is "plainly written." So for all you bookish types who look down your noses at this book - I've created an ILLUMINATI EDITION. It says the same thing as the standard edition yet is filled with 5-dollar words and additional rhetoric. If you are afraid to be considered a NASCAR Dad - then this is for you. Leave this on your coffee table and everyone will know that you want to be in touch with the people, yet don't want to stoop to their level. Of course I know that the standard edition is the one next to your bedside table. It's fine with me because that equals two book sales.