For Immediate Release

Giddy-up Gall-up Organization to Aquire Christian Research Network

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: September 2,2007

Lincoln, Nebraska. The Giddy-up Gall-up organization finalized the acquisition of the Christian Research Network (ChristianResearchNetwork.com). This comes at the end of an 18-month search for a business who brings a solid "research" team, not just a collection of strong opinions. Ever since "The Passion of the Christ," the "research" industry has seen enormous value in the fundie-faith market.

CRN commented by saying "Any good coach of a sports team knows that coaching involves studying the opposing team’s strategies in order to prepare the team to win. We are Christians, we are kinda like researchers, we are a network!"

Mr. Giddy-up was quoted as saying "Never have I met a group so strong in their opposition of so many things, and have so little positive things to say. These guys have an iron-clad-sharpens-iron-clad-way-of-approaching-the-world that leaves little room for others." Giddy-up went on to say "It is refreshing to meet a purpose-less group who see a demon behind every tree and can label it research."

The new organization will be continue to publish their "research" on the GopherNet because it is the infallible version of the Internet. You will be required to use a text only binary browser using an Osborne 1.

Inquiries contact: A.Larryboy BobRoss Public Relations

That's funny I always thought that the Christian Research Network was one of those satire publications like The Onion or Lark News.