Why is eveyone emailing me?

Nobody told me that when you become a famous pastor
everyone and their mother-in-law will start emailing you.
I get 1700 emails a day, so don't be surprised if I don't
personally respond to yours. I've had to create a whole
series of secret personal email addresses just to be able
to stay connected with my posse. Here they are:
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RedTelephone@saddleback.com = just for George Bush
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IBHFD@saddleback.com (I'll Be Home For Dinner) = just for Kay
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NBI@saddleback.com (No Big Inheritance) = just for my kids
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WTSHNN@saddleback.com (Where The Streets Have No Name) = just for Bono
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Complaints@saddleback.com = just for the church staff
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Love&HateRelationship@saddleback.com = just for Zondervan
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IKnowYouSecretlyBeliveInJesus@saddleback.com = Larry King
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SixDegreesOfPebJackson@saddleback.com = everyone else
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Please don't pass these along to anyone.