New Job Title

I've been asked to speak at the swanky nextgen Catalyst Conference ,
so I decided I needed a job title that was a little more hip than pastor & author.
Here were my top 10 picks:
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10. The Untelevangelist
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9. Pope Warren - makes me sound irrelevant
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8. Vision StratoCaster - too rock'n'roll
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7. The Smiling Preacher - Olsteen already has that one
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6. F.O.B. - (Friend Of Barack) - it'll be confused with OBL
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5. The Pastor Dude - too Lebowski
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4. CPO - Chief Purpose Office - When brainstorming there is no such thing as a bad idea
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3. R Diddy - I'm too white
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2. No Title - yeah, like I'm gonna do that
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1. Global Humanitarian and Influencer- perfect in every way!
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Now I just need to do something about our logo.